Writer's Block: Left Behind

[ebonypearl]

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First off, my hair will be sent off to make diamonds for family members, next a cast will be made of my bones to make an educational skeleton, and then my bones will be ground up to make bone china candlesticks. I'd like a zwiebelmuster pattern. What's left will be used as fertilizer for the garden.

Comments

[lala412.livejournal.com]

I picked the diamonds for the whole parcel, and I confess I'm already saving the hair from my haircuts for gemstones so they don't have to fight over the "death" stone (and so the squeamish ones can have stones made from hair cut when I was still alive).

[chipmunk-planet.livejournal.com]

Couldn't care less. I won't be there anymore. :)

[ebonypearl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. These things are little mementos for those who live after me. Well, except for the cast of my bones, that's for the orthopedist who treated my bones when chemo made them so fragile. He wanted my actual bones (and has 2 of them already), but he'll settle for a cast skeleton.